FAQ
As we seek to complete our analysis of this astounding text, it has become necessary to get the public involved. Our government refuses to take this matter seriously. Our public relations expert, Gronthym, has advised us to make the content more "accessible" to garner more investment from the general public.
--Struggs Yonson, Chief Text Analyst
What is the Nonsense Tome?
It defies understanding. You must witness it to understand what I mean. You must sit with it for yourself to feel its power.
Who are you?
My name is Struggs Yonson and I'm an ancient text analyst. I've spent my life searching for and trying to understand various relics. My team and I are currently devoted to the Nonsense Tome and unpacking the implications of what we are discovering.
Why should I care?
You likely won't unless you give it the space it demands. If you simply try to read it, you will become frustrated and will find nothing of substance. However, if you allow it to permeate your subconscious, you will find that it changes you. Irrevocably. We believe this text is the key to the next step in human evolution. All you need to do is let it in.
How can I see it?
We cannot and WILL NOT release the Tome in its entirety. We believe that would be extremely dangerous. We are, however, allowing the public to purchase a glimpse of a portion of the document to raise funds for our research team. A glimpse is enough to change you. A glimpse is all an untrained mind could process without damage.